before computers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 18-Oct-2009 13:53:47

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 18-Oct-2009 21:33:50

lol; how cute!!

Post 3 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 19:58:45

Lol. Nice

Post 4 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 23-Oct-2009 22:01:16

lol that's cute

Post 5 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 9:58:35

Nice Dan, nice.

Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 12:13:59

Lol very nice!

Post 7 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 26-Oct-2009 3:53:33

Hahaha!